It all started a little like....
Don't panic, it's not a ghost, it's in the flesh
Look! Telemarketers... This serves as my official message to all telemarketers First of all, why? ... Just why? "Hello, I'm going to call you and speak half English, part gibberish, and a third of 'I'm too nervous to really tell you why i'm calling'" You do realize When us consumers answer the phone, were going … Continue reading Telemarketers: Why Do They Even STILL Exist.
Alright! Sometimes, being a mom kinda.... SUCKS! Between the "Mom, Mom, Mom, MOM!!!" "What?" "MOM!!!!!!" "WHAAAAT!!!" "I'm still hungry." "You JUST ate!" "BUT I"M HUNGRY!" "Go play." "I'm bored." "Then clean your room." "UGH! never mind." Ahhh that lovely sound of stomping feet. Or the: "Mom." "Yeah?" "MOM" "YEAH???" "MOM!!!" "WHAT!!!!" That snicker comes out, … Continue reading Eleven Things They Don’t Tell You About Motherhood
When did Pomp and Circumstance (Graduation song) become a mash up with Star Wars? I am one to love me some Star Wars theme music, but at a graduation... Come on now... Darth Vader did not make these kids graduate. Meh! Now had the band played the song while the teachers walked on, that would … Continue reading Movin’ On Up
I swept away on my royal unicorn. Fleeing from the guards. My brothers were there one with his snobby attitude, and the other getting in trouble with me. We ran up the royal veranda hiding from our parents until. oops busted! We were caught in the pool room. Just then the castle began to shake,"An … Continue reading In Your Dreams
OK guys i'm nervous about this. I'm just nervous in general having you guys see my dorky exterior 😛 I just posted Salvaging on YouTube Click here to enjoy the video now
Hey guys... I did it again. This time with much more going on. The one thing I haven't ever truly divulged about me, is the daily life I live every day. I hope you all enjoy. Don't forget to like and share 🙂 Click here to watch YouTube video
Thank you all for your kind, and encouraging comments on yesterday's YouTube video. If I didn't get around to reciprocating a like, comment or rating. My apologies. Had to do some traveling, and well... You ALL know what that's like. I've been wanting to monotize my site lately, and I know some of my fellow … Continue reading Inspirational Tuesday 4-26-16
OK guys, so a lot of you have been asking for this a lot. Today, i have decided to give you a little more of me. I posted another You Tube video. It's been a while. I'm sorry for that. Head on over and check it out. Let me know what you think? Introducing myself … Continue reading I Finally Did It!
Alrighty world, this post goes out to all my family friendly readers out there. Yes Mothers our special day is near. How many of you have been forgotten on Mothers day? "Shhh! I have." Meh! ... Today, that is besides the point. Being a mother... Well that sure is heck ain't no easy accomplishment (Yes … Continue reading For Mother’s … Unite!
Alright! It's Friday. Crystal's tale.... I know. I promised. (Rolling eyes in disappointment.) It's been a rough week. Appointments are becoming more trouble then their worth, and well... Dang it! Let me tell you a little story about that struggle of motherhood I mention every once in a while. I have this beautiful, brilliant, ball … Continue reading Did She Really Just Say That?
Good morning glorious readers. I have officially figured out why I've struggled to post my memes and gif's in the recent times. For months now, I've been struggling with the WiFi connection on my work computer. Seems the WiFi doesn't truly reach that far. (Rolling eyes) so for five months I have been forced to … Continue reading Judge….Mental with three ice cubes please.
So... My inspirational Tuesdays and Crystals Tale's are meant to be coming. However, lately i'm busy on the days they are meant to post. I think it's time to update. I will stick with inspirational Tuesdays, but move Crystals Tale to Fridays. The rest of the week i'll post my random musings. that usually entails … Continue reading Phase Of… What?
"When you let someone anger you, you are giving them power over you." How many of you have heard this phrase? It's a pretty universal concept. In this great wonderful, mysterious world we live in, we encounter many people on the daily. Some you simply pass on by without a second glance. Others, you may … Continue reading Single Parenthood: The Struggle is Real!!!!
1. Isn't it weird when you start seeing people you went to school with more often? It's like whoah, I haven't seen you forever ... whoah. 2. Why do people NEED to get a good look at a nursing mother's ..you know....milk bag? 3. Do we REALLY need the newest shiny things to be considered ... … Continue reading 9 Things I Wonder About Society
Ok so now i'm bugged. I took a lovely picture with my IPAD and all that great jazz. I haven't ever had a problem before. Until, today It refuses to upload my media. Well there goes my cool spring poem. (Rolling eyes). Garsh dang it! Soooo..... Er.... Change of subject. This weekend, someone asked me,"How … Continue reading Mommy Can I…..
"Ahhhh parenthood. When sleeping til 7am on a Saturday morning is considered sleeping in." 😝 #stuffraresays (see Twitter) Saturday morning cartoons Constantly on the tube Family time together Despite the terrible weather. Today seems bright and vibrant Wonderous I say A happy weekend day For the kiddos to play © Rareity 2-6-16
Have you ever had one of those days where you know you should be productive but your brain is in malfunction mode? Yeah! Lately, I'm having.a lot of those days. Between interrupted sleep, chronic back pain, choo choo trains, continued light saber wars, homework, breakfast, lunch, dinner, constantly feeding baby, unsuccessful naps, shower nights... lions, … Continue reading Detective Work on The Move
Funny little thing about editing, is how once you get rolling, you get rolling. I swear to you the higher power of the writing gods will always find a reason to throw a technical difficulty in your face. Like a malfunction in the middle of your flow. Ah! The wretched stop in the middle of … Continue reading Mishaps, Editing and Mayham
Time for a show of hands 🤗 or in this case yes and no's How many of you re,ember A journey Endured.... How many of you would like to see Danielle come back to life? Or do you want a new story. I like having fun on here, and interacting with my readers. Despite what … Continue reading Do you Remember?
This morning, as we pulled up to my youngest son #2’s school, I gave the older kiddos the breakdown. “OK guys your big kids, and this is a little kid school. When we take your brother inside, don’t go in, don’t play with toys, and don’t start getting crazy, because this isn’t your school.” “OK.” … Continue reading The Secret Power of Mom
Did I just meet Jimminy Cricket? It’s my 31st birthday, and I’m headed out for a quiet lunch date With the family. As we all loaded into the car, I notice a small creature sitting perched on my car windowsill, while I was backing out. “What the… Are you going for a ride with us?” … Continue reading Did I just meet Jimminy Cricket?
When mom makes your favorite food and its her special day Happy Mothers Day goes out to all you Mothers 😉
"Don't bite the gift horse in the mouth that feeds you" Another possible Crytal's tale soon to come. Happy tuesday bloggers!!! Enjoy this riddled mixed metaphor. Lets hear your responses, solvings, and comment's below.
While growing up, Crystal’s mom often spoke fondly about the many bits of wisdom her dad had divulged. It was her favorite part of growing up. Being given the gift of deeper knowledge, pondering, and contemplation. Those quotes, thoughts, and inspirations stayed with her mother. Often, her mother found herself sharing these same teachings to … Continue reading Crystal’s Tale (Pt. 4)
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The smelly horror that almost was.
First Snowfall (Poem).
It’s my way or the creepy old man who lives outside your ex-girlfriends, stepfather’s windows way. But they don’t know that we know they know we know. His uncles brother sisters, best friends, boyfriend, told me that John’s aunties sister-in-law had a broom that her nephew used to fly on SAID, “If you choose his … Continue reading Writing prompt: It’s my way or the creepy old man who lives outside your ex-girlfriends, stepfather’s windows way….
If I could go anywhere in the world right now, I would go to Germany for another taste of my favorite Kinder-eggs (delicious hollowed chocolate with an authentic toy inside) and to visit Fantasia Land, maybe. It is something special I did as a kid with my family. Ireland: I'd love to know more about … Continue reading If I were to go anywhere in the world…
I was walking down the road one night, minding my own business. It was dark though; couldn't see much. Suddenly there were headlights blaring at me. “Oh NO!!...near death experience …Phew!.” The car drove around me. I froze for a moment, and ran to the side of the road. I almost sprayed myself. I continued on my … Continue reading The smelly horror that almost was