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Telemarketers: Why Do They Even STILL Exist.


Look! Telemarketers... This serves as my official message to all telemarketers First of all, why? ... Just why? "Hello, I'm going to call you and speak half English, part gibberish, and a third of 'I'm too nervous to really tell you why i'm calling'" You do realize When us consumers answer the phone, were going … Continue reading Telemarketers: Why Do They Even STILL Exist.

Eleven Things They Don’t Tell You About Motherhood


Alright! Sometimes, being a mom kinda.... SUCKS! Between the "Mom, Mom, Mom, MOM!!!" "What?" "MOM!!!!!!" "WHAAAAT!!!" "I'm still hungry." "You JUST ate!" "BUT I"M HUNGRY!" "Go play." "I'm bored." "Then clean your room." "UGH! never mind." Ahhh that lovely sound of stomping feet. Or the: "Mom."  "Yeah?" "MOM" "YEAH???" "MOM!!!" "WHAT!!!!" That snicker comes out, … Continue reading Eleven Things They Don’t Tell You About Motherhood

Did She Really Just Say That?


Alright! It's Friday. Crystal's tale.... I know. I promised. (Rolling eyes in disappointment.) It's been a rough week. Appointments are becoming more trouble then their worth, and well... Dang it!  Let me tell you a little story about that struggle of motherhood I mention every once in a while. I have this beautiful, brilliant, ball … Continue reading Did She Really Just Say That?

Judge….Mental with three ice cubes please.


Good morning glorious readers. I have officially figured out why I've struggled to post my memes and gif's in the recent times. For months now, I've been struggling with the WiFi connection on my work computer. Seems the WiFi doesn't truly reach that far. (Rolling eyes) so for five months I have been forced to … Continue reading Judge….Mental with three ice cubes please.

Single Parenthood: The Struggle is Real!!!!


"When you let someone anger you, you are giving them power over you."  How many of you have heard this phrase? It's a pretty universal concept. In this great wonderful, mysterious world we live in, we encounter many people on the daily. Some you simply pass on by without a second glance. Others, you may … Continue reading Single Parenthood: The Struggle is Real!!!!

Detective Work on The Move 


Have you ever had one of those days where you know you should be productive but your brain is in malfunction mode? Yeah!  Lately, I'm having.a lot of those days. Between interrupted sleep, chronic back pain, choo choo trains, continued light saber wars, homework,  breakfast, lunch, dinner, constantly feeding baby, unsuccessful naps, shower nights...  lions, … Continue reading Detective Work on The Move 

Crystal’s Tale (Pt. 4)


While growing up, Crystal’s mom often spoke fondly about the many bits of wisdom her dad had divulged. It was her favorite part of growing up. Being given the gift of deeper knowledge, pondering, and contemplation. Those quotes, thoughts, and inspirations stayed with her mother. Often, her mother found herself sharing these same teachings to … Continue reading Crystal’s Tale (Pt. 4)

Writing prompt: It’s my way or the creepy old man who lives outside your ex-girlfriends, stepfather’s windows way….


It’s my way or the creepy old man who lives outside your ex-girlfriends, stepfather’s windows way. But they don’t know that we know they know we know. His uncles brother sisters, best friends, boyfriend, told me that John’s aunties sister-in-law had a broom that her nephew used to fly on SAID, “If you choose his … Continue reading Writing prompt: It’s my way or the creepy old man who lives outside your ex-girlfriends, stepfather’s windows way….

If I were to go anywhere in the world…


If  I could go anywhere in the world right now, I would go to Germany for another taste of my favorite Kinder-eggs (delicious hollowed chocolate with an authentic toy inside) and to visit Fantasia Land, maybe. It is something special I did as a kid with my family. Ireland: I'd love to know more about … Continue reading If I were to go anywhere in the world…

The smelly horror that almost was


  I was walking down the road one night, minding my own business. It was dark though; couldn't see much. Suddenly there were headlights blaring at me. “Oh NO!!...near death experience …Phew!.” The car drove around me. I froze for a moment, and ran to the side of the road. I almost sprayed myself. I continued on my … Continue reading The smelly horror that almost was