Telemarketers: Why Do They Even STILL Exist.


Look! Telemarketers... This serves as my official message to all telemarketers First of all, why? ... Just why? "Hello, I'm going to call you and speak half English, part gibberish, and a third of 'I'm too nervous to really tell you why i'm calling'" You do realize When us consumers answer the phone, were going … Continue reading Telemarketers: Why Do They Even STILL Exist.

Eleven Things They Don’t Tell You About Motherhood


Alright! Sometimes, being a mom kinda.... SUCKS! Between the "Mom, Mom, Mom, MOM!!!" "What?" "MOM!!!!!!" "WHAAAAT!!!" "I'm still hungry." "You JUST ate!" "BUT I"M HUNGRY!" "Go play." "I'm bored." "Then clean your room." "UGH! never mind." Ahhh that lovely sound of stomping feet. Or the: "Mom."  "Yeah?" "MOM" "YEAH???" "MOM!!!" "WHAT!!!!" That snicker comes out, … Continue reading Eleven Things They Don’t Tell You About Motherhood

Did She Really Just Say That?


Alright! It's Friday. Crystal's tale.... I know. I promised. (Rolling eyes in disappointment.) It's been a rough week. Appointments are becoming more trouble then their worth, and well... Dang it!  Let me tell you a little story about that struggle of motherhood I mention every once in a while. I have this beautiful, brilliant, ball … Continue reading Did She Really Just Say That?

Judge….Mental with three ice cubes please.


Good morning glorious readers. I have officially figured out why I've struggled to post my memes and gif's in the recent times. For months now, I've been struggling with the WiFi connection on my work computer. Seems the WiFi doesn't truly reach that far. (Rolling eyes) so for five months I have been forced to … Continue reading Judge….Mental with three ice cubes please.

Single Parenthood: The Struggle is Real!!!!


"When you let someone anger you, you are giving them power over you."  How many of you have heard this phrase? It's a pretty universal concept. In this great wonderful, mysterious world we live in, we encounter many people on the daily. Some you simply pass on by without a second glance. Others, you may … Continue reading Single Parenthood: The Struggle is Real!!!!